Sunday, May 31, 2009
McDonalds, this one's for you
Festival de Cannes 2009
And now for the post we've all been waiting for…
Ladies and Gentleman, le Festival de Cannes 2009!
In a wonderful confluence of events, I made it to the last few days of the Cannes Film Festival last weekend.
There it is, the 40 year home to the man in the iron mask:
An iron mask is no good, but if you've gotta be in prison, at least this one has a nice view.
The next day we went to the Cannes Cinephile building to pick up our badges for the festival. If you’re a film student or a member of a film fan club it’s pretty easy to get an accreditation to get into the festival, you just send proof of film student/fan status and a letter explaining why it would be super duper cool if you got to go to the festival and why movies are way awesome. However, what this means is that, if accepted, you get a badge which permits you to get passes which
...sort of.
We were also the only ones in line for a while.
Bad Boys of Cell 425 wasn’t a bad film at all, but it was a very rough verité-inspired documentary about 7 men who share a single cell in a Polish Prison. The filmmaker was a Polish man who hung out in a Polish prison cell for a week with a camera, interviewed the prisoners, and filmed what happened. I gave the title in English, but the film itself was in Polish with French subtitles. Luckily, I’ve been studying French for the last 4 months, so I could follow the film. However, it was still quite a cultural experience, I felt bad for my non-film major friends. Especially since the filmmaker used shots that expressed the limited space of the cell so watching was uncomfortable. But it was a very interesting subject because the film delves into the lives of individual prisoners, their likes, dislikes, and how they get through each day. They seem like pretty nice guys for the first three quarters of the movie. Then they start talking about their crimes and you remember why they’re in prison and stop empathizing as much; it was a clever story-telling technique, one I liked a lot.
And because we only made it to the end of the festival, this was the only feature-length film we saw. However, the next day we went to screening of all the short films in competition, which was wonderful, the selection was excellent. They were beautiful, touching, wonderful, and bizarre; aaand a great consolation prize for not seeing more features. For more info.
The short film directors:
The theater:
That was my little excursion to the Cannes Film Festival. No, I didn’t see any celebrities. A lot of people who looked really familiar, the sorts of character actors you know you’ve probably seen 100 times but you have no idea who they are, but no real celebrities.
I did however see a pretty good Brad Pitt impersonator.
Blue Beard's Castle
Vendee
A church in the Vendee where Republicans locked up about 100 Vendeans and set the building on fire. Naturally, this isn't the original church, but a restored one on the same site that stands as a memorial with the names of the dead carved on the walls.
A picture from the Vendee, near another memorial, despite it's dark past, it's a very pretty region of France.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Frietmuseum
Belgium, take 2
Two weekends ago was another
Thursday,
Isabel’s grandmother gave us a map and a plan. She pointed out the major sights, explained why they were significant, and showed us the most efficient way to travel between them. Before I go any farther, I’d like to point out one of the secret qualities of Belgians that nobody ever talks about: they’re really efficient. I’ve noticed in all of the museums, train stations, sidewalks, and metros, there are always signs and arrows directing you exactly where to walk so that you can get somewhere in the shortest amount of time. They are placed at perfect distances; the minute you aren’t quite sure if you’re still going the right direction, there’s a sign with the distance to the sight listed, and often also a large map. What more, the design of everything in
Yes, while another lovely aspect to
Anyway, back to
Town Hall, Grand-Place
Grand-Place
Me and Mannekin Pis
Yes, one of the great sights to see in
After Mannekin Pis, we headed back to Grand-Place for a quick tour of the Brewers’ House. A quick tour indeed, it was only three rooms. The first room was a very small bar that doubled as a ticket counter, the second room was a small, restored brasserie, or brewery, from the end of the 17th century, and the third room was a larger circular room with a few machines from a modern brewery on the outskirts with a screen at the head of the room showing a long film about the history of the beer, the gist of which was that monks are really good at making beer.
After that, we made our way to the
We rounded out the day with waffles and fries (ie lunch) and a walk though Parc du Bruxelles, one of the biggest park’s in
Friday,
If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend the movie In Bruges. It definitely got me pumped for going to
One thing that the film In Bruges gave me was an unshakable, childlike excitement anytime I walked through Markt (
(“Mommy, mommy, it looks just like the one in the movie!”)
Arriving in Bruges Isabel and I first followed some signs and walked around, making our way to the Lovers Water where we were struck by the natural and overwhelming beauty of
We also wandered into a béguinage, or Beguine convent, the grounds of which were open to the public. It was quiet and peaceful, that is, until the tour groups came through with their matching t-shirts, high flags, and chatty tour directors. That was odd.
Next we took a boat tour of
The champ
Another boat on the canal
A hotel and restaurant on the edge of a canal
After the boat, we were getting hungry for lunch. And we were in
If we buy them all together, we can get a discount for going to all three of the big museums in
Our response? Pourquoi pas?
And so we started at the fry museum, or Frietmuseum: From potato to chip. Simultaneously inane and glorious, the fry museum engaged in a little false advertising because we had to pay for the fries at the end of our tour that we had hoped to get for free. And yes, that was Friday’s lunch. Unless you’re a potato enthusiast, you’re not missing a whole lot if you skip the fry museum, although each room had, among other panels of information, a story geared toward children that followed two potato characters from room to room. This was the glorious part of the museum, so glorious in fact, that words will not suffice, I will have to show you. However, it might take a few pictures, so I'll give it it's own post.
The lamp museum, or Lumina Domestica was… interesting. We first had to slip plastic passes into a slot and go through a turnstile which led us to a brief introduction/explanation of the museum and to a set of stairs to start the tour. The intro explained how the proprietor of the lamps housed in the museum started his (or her?) lamp collection at a young age upon receiving an exotic lamp as a souvenir from a father who traveled far and wide for business. The lamp collection subsequently became, shall we say, obsessive. The museum tour began up a flight of stairs where a glowing, color-changing genie spoke to us in French of the wonders of light. Next we were guided into a dark room that suddenly lit up to the sound of thunder. Isabel and I both jumped about a foot in the air and screamed the first time this happened because, to add to the tension that the exhibit sought to create, we were the only ones in the whole lamp museum. We were so shaken up that we stood there hugging each other for about a minute at which point the lights went out and it happened again.
We jumped the second time too.
Then we moved through the rest of the museum cautiously, but quickly. And while it was pretty cool to see all the ancient ways people harnessed fire and oil for light, the collection was actually obsessive, rooms and rooms and rooms of lamps that looked virtually identical and not another person in sight. I’m sure the proprietor was very well intentioned, but it came across as a little creepy. ESPECIALLY when I tried to take a picture to capture the fact that this person has SO MANY ROOMS FULL OF SO MANY LAMPS and I had accidentally left the flash on; when I went to take the picture the flash went off and INSTANTANEOUSLY all the lights went off and we were left in near darkness.
We left pretty quickly.
Then we made our way to the chocolate museum or Choco-Story which will forever and always remind me of Thomas Gerkin who insists on calling all things chocolatey “choco.” This museum was decidedly more conventional and full of people, hence little to no creep factor. It was much more about chocolate and its history than the chocolate museum in
Saturday, Sunday,
We spent the weekend with Isabel’s family. Saturday we went to the local market and ate more waffles (if you get them hot and fresh, mmm, so good). Then we went with Isabel’s grandmother and two of her cousins to a centennial celebration of the local neighborhood and culture. It was a small fair and a good bit of fun: old games, old costumes and dance, and restored trams. That evening we went to Isabel’s uncle’s home for dinner which was excellent. He makes his own apple juice, which is delicious, and he has a farm so we got to play with baby goats and chicks (cuuuuute). Then Sunday we visited Isabel’s aunt for coffee and cake. She has a new kitten so the weekend was full of adorable baby animals.
After that we went home, which would have been uneventful if I hadn’t left my wallet in
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Easter at the Vatican
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Paris, il y a deux semaines
Thursday, May 14, 2009
and here's what we have to look forward to
1. Paris again
2. Belgium
...Well that was a short list...
I'll try to get some picutres up, maybe take a look back at Rome, Normandy, we'll see, if there's anything you want to see, know more about, whatever, please let me know.
I'm headed to Vendée this weekend, the military sight for a tiny little French war that happened way back when, around the French Revolution I believe.
Also, this coming Wednesday, I'm headed to the Cannes Film Festival! The festival itself just started, I'll be catching the end of it.